Movie
Reviews
Bitch, bitch, bitch. Is that all I ever do? Yes. Yes it is... Here are reviews of movies I've seen recently.
Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS
Alpha Dog
Air Guitar Nation
Fido
300
Hot Fuzz
28 Weeks Later
I Spit On Your Grave
The Host
Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry
Vanishing Point (1971)
In The Light Of The Moon
Harry Potter
The Star Wars Holiday Special
Grindhouse: Death Proof
Knocked Up
Borat
Eragon
The Holy Mountain
Memoirs Of A Geisha
Team America: World Police
The Jazz Singer (1927)
Die Hard 4.0
The Simpsons Movie
Slaughterhouse Five
Blue Velvet
Old Boy
The Transformers
Capricorn One
Snakes On A Plane
Bartleby
Mirrormask
Serenity
The Bourne Identity, Supremacy and Ultimatum
As You Like It
16 Blocks
Fahrenheit 451
Stardust
Pathfinder
Titan A.E.
Song of the South
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Pootie Tang
Lord of War
Loose Change
Trilogy of Terror
A Prairie Home Companion
Bridge to Terabithia
Samurai Rebellion
You, Me & Dupree
Pirates of the Caribbean: 3
Fargo
Kagemusha
The 40 Year Old Virgin
The Prestige
Spider-Man 3
The Anarchist Cookbook
The Departed
American Graffiti
The Reaping
Too Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar
United 93
The Untouchables
Hustle & Flow
Man Of The Year
Happy Feet
Tenacious D: P.O.D.
THX-1138
Brazil
Black Snake Moan
Wild Hogs
Delirious
Bukowski: Born Into This
Clerks 2
DreamCatcher
Farce of the Penguins
Jesus Camp
Judgment At Nuremburg
The Birth of a Nation
Shakes the Clown
The Lady in the Water
Superman II
The Great White Hope
Cars
Superman Returns
Air Force One
Christmas With The Kranks
Surviving Christmas
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey
An Evening With Kevin Smith #2
Click
Brokeback Mountain
Superman (1978)
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
The Final Cut
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
The Machinist
The Amityville Horror (2005)
The Longest Yard (2005)
The World According to Garp
The Omen (2006)
X-Men: The Last Stand
The Skeleton Key
Death To Smoochy
Watership Down
Mr. Jealousy
The Island
Enough
The Fantastic Four
Finding Nemo
TRON
The Wicker Man (2006)
The Believer
Donnie Darko
My observations can really sway with my mood. I may love a movie in one mood and blast the very same movie if I'm in another mood. Just keep in mind Hemmingway's opinion of critics: Critics are the people who watch a battle from on high and then come down to shoot the survivors...
Also, I don't put warnings up about spoilers. I just go on about the movie. If you don't want to know about the movie, don't read any further. I find it silly to discuss everything about a film without using examples from the movie. So, for all you strange people that want to read my interpretation of a movie without knowing what happens in it, this is the best you'll get...
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Last Updated: 02/24/08 07:24 p